


♦ How in heck did they recreate Picasso’s Guernica? They got a little moisture over there and basically said, ‘Oh, well, whatever, never mind.'” ♦ Taylor gets all Nirvana with his “As you may know, the town of Woodbury was supposed to host this year’s festival, but due to their recent flooding, Woodbury backed out. Gil’s hair rocks harder than you ever will. ♦ Bringing dirty laundry home from college. LORELAI: I think out of self-defense her ears have become vestigial organs. T he witticisms of Lorelai Gilmore, ladies and gentlemen: TAYLOR: Our next work is found in the gardens of Versailles in the country of our former ally, France. That Gilmore Girls show sure is a pop culture playground: Gilmore Girls S4E7 The Festival of Living Art – Lauren Graham The Jesus and Mary Chain’s “ Head On” (Lane’s band plays this during Gil’s audition)

Not be divorced, but not be married either. Nicole stops by the diner to suggest postponing the divorce to take some time for dating. Luke’s been dealing with divorce lawyer stuff, but he may not have to any longer. Will Lorelai’s pager go off at the most inopportune moment while she’s not flinching in a living picture? Of course it will! Nicole wants to put her divorce on hold: Despite her fears of actually having an elephant’s gestational period, Sookie eventually pops. Lorelai gets a baby pager so that she doesn’t miss a disgusting minute. She’s also decided to skip the cold, potentially baby-swapping hospital for a home delivery with reputable but very no-nonsense midwife, Bruce, who immediately picks up on Lorelai’s “anti-midwife” energy. Jackson’s brother, Beau, who is visiting for the occasion isn’t too thrilled about missing work and cooling his heels either. Sookie is stressing about the late arrival of Baby Boy Belleville. Look, kids! It’s Skid Row’s Sebastian Bach! Sookie’s due date has come and gone: Zach nixes “grandpa” joining the band, but luckily sympatheic Lane is focused on the music and makes an executive decision to let the “long-haired cake” (Babette’s words, not mine) in the band. One problem, he’s sliiiightly older than the rest of the band. Enter Gill, sandwich shop owner & wicked guitar player. Searching for a replacement for Dave isn’t going well.Head soaking is necessary, apparently.
